Well the Yanks bit the bullet. Outpitched by a 23 year old no one ever heard of. Go figure...the 95 world series was won for the yankees by a few until-then unheard of players like Derek Jeter, Andy Pettite, Mariano Rivera, and Bernie Williams. Jeter and Pettite will make it to the Hall of Fame so long as their careers don't end prematurely due to mutilation and/or death...Bernie and Mo are guarunteed their spots. Mariano is the best post season pitcher that ever lived and Bernie is the best post season hitter ever. Not bad...specially Bernie, the most under-rated player in baseball currently, if not one of the most under-rated players of all time.

I am co-starring in a commercial that advertises a promotion the MAstercard is doing for MTV. Sorry all you non-nihonjin, it is only for MTV Japan. They put me in a deep freezer for a few hours with another guy to make the commercial. It was not that cold, bout -5 Celsius, but after 3 hours it gets cold. It was fun though. I might be in a TV Drama show on friday if all goes well. Will keep you faithful readers informed.

If you are a regular TJ reader you are aware of my Future Darwin Award Recipients feature...today this dubious honor goes to:

This Guy

Now he does not get this honor because he lost his teeth. He gets it because of where they were and the fact that he re-used them again. Just nasty. Chew on my brother...no more suck and blow for you though (read the article).