11.26.2003

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I still want that Turkey and Gravy Soda...A bottle of Sake awaits the sender of the nice soda...email me, my email address is on the right in my links menu....

Also, I know you all have heard that song "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne...if you think you haven't go to their website (link on the right) and listen to it...I must find them when I goto NY...those guys were fun to drink with...

I forgot to mention that the coffee girl yesterday was dressed like a stripper....what a country hahaha

So last night after work I decide to go out and have a beer...just one mind you...first I went to a ramen shop and had Tomato Ramen...sugoi oishi!!!!!! Very good...I was in a trance floating high above the ramen shop while eating what amounted to nothing more than noodles, a fish-tomato broth with a lot of freshly chopped garlic and a whole tomato in the middle...it was an orgy of flavors hahaha...brilliant

So after I goto an internet cafe to check my email for the 85745769th time yesterday...all this damn fan mail I get haha...and this Filipina girl falls outta her chair lookin at me...haha it was great, I almost choked to death on the tea I was drinkin I laughed so hard...the girl was so embarassed she hurriedly packed her things and shuffled out the door...Everyone in the place was staring at her...in Japanese society everyone does everything as a group...it is seen as bad to stand out in the crowd, so I laughed while everyone else just stared...not one nihonjin even cracked a grin...maybe if I put some speed in their tea it'll cheer them up...

No matter how many times I talk to the girl at the net cafe in japanese and ask for a japanese pc she always gives me an english one, she must think I am joking...

So then I goto my friend Mark's place (Jester's) and Godfrey (the bartender) promptly makes then drops and bathes me in a Tanqueray and Tonic (I have my cousin Katie to thank for getting addicted to them...thanks Kate you lush)...So now the bar is awash in broken glass, ice, gin, tonic water, and my dignity as a bunch of people walk in and one of them says "Look that kid dropped his drink, amateur." So I look at the gray haired omega of the group that opened his mouth and say "your old, soon you'll need to suck your beer through a straw...cheers mate" and all his even older friends were laughing at him...Then I turn to godfrey and tell him to make me a drink and try not throw it at me and then they all said "ahhh.." haha good stuff, the guy ended up being the Legal Attache to the FBI at the US Embassy...Where was he when I needed him huh??

Then I goto Gaspanic for the end of happy hour (half price drinks always taste better than full price) and I end up talking to the manager about Miho (they went to school together so they are friends) for two hours...At this point it is pretty late and then these college girls start harassing me and I just shake my head and go home...