Saturday night was about the most rediculous night I have ever had in my times in Japan. It started out normal. I was in Milwaukee's Bar in roppongi for a few hours playing pool and darts and just relaxing. Then my friends broke out and I was alone. So somehow this girl I met the night before, Shoko, sees me in the street on my way out of roppongi and lures me right back in...its about 11pm now. note the times cuz this gets nuts. So I decide to hang out with her cuz I have nothing else to do and she's insane, a total E-head, so it's fun to watch her exstacy filled romps through bars and clubs.

We goto Quest and I am too tired to really do much, courtesy of my jet lag, so I sit down and talk to a few people around me whilst I watch her trip out to trance on the dancefloor. She's a little crazy haha, but pretty cool. So anyway, she sits down next to me for a quick cigg and I am talking to her and outta no where I hear a girl yell "Ryan! Ryan!" I'm like, how do all these girls know my name. I don't even wanna look. But I do, and it's my company's office manager. So that was cool. She comes over and says hi. Then she sees Shoko and says "Is that your girlfriend?" I say no. She then says "Is that your ex-girlfriend (she was referring to Akiko)," I said "No." She then says "Who is it then?" I respond "An E-head I met last night, she's nuts, just watch her in action...it's funny." So she shakes her head and rolls her eyes and goes back to the guy she was with. So I go back to talking to Shoko and one of her friends drops in and sees her so they are dancing together and I resume talking with the guys I was talking to. Now imagine this...two beautiful J-Girls full of ecstacy dancing together all touching eachother and stuff, etc...it was a thing of beauty haha...most of the guys in there were staring at it pretty much drooling and then when the two girls sit down with me they just give the me "good job white boy" eyes...a few of them come up and high five me saying "you're gonna have alot more fun than any of us tonight when you leave here." I tell them everything I can to the contrary and they just laugh like "yea ok whatever." So I let them think what they want...cuz pretty much every guy in there envied me becuz of those two girls...so I let them hahahahaha...after a few hours we left Quest and her friend went home...

So we goto Wall Street Bar (The former Milwaukee's before it was moved to it's present location). We walk in to see this really drunk J-girl all over this american guy. So we sit down close to them just to see where this is going. We are just watching in awe at what this girl is willing to do to this guy, and let him do to her, in the middle of the club. It got even better though...

Shoko was shocked even at what was going on, and she's crazy...thats how insane it really was. Then it went over the top when they guy took off his belt and tied it around her wrists like handcuffs so she was powerless to his actions. then his friend took his belt off and bound her arms behind her waist somehow so she was totally defenseless. Then the other friend gave the man of the hour his belt and the guy then proceeded to bend the girl over his knee whilst he whipped her ass with the belt. it was nuts...shoko even got in on the whipping grabbing the belt and whipping the girl...then the girl was turned over and while another girl was doing something to her (I couldn't really tell cuz it was too dark but the drunk, bound up girl seemed to like it) Shoko grabbed a handful of ice from a drink and put it down the girl's dress. At this point Shoko was back into crazy mode...she kept taking it farther and farther beyond the point of no return. The american guy looked at me and yelled over the music "This is the best birthday I ever had!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHA" with that ending being a mad scientist laugh. So after a little while the guy decided enough was enough so he helped her get bound cuz he didnt want her hurt or upset (who woulda known the crazy bastard had a conscience?? hahaha). So she is dancing and then Shoko goes and dances with her and proceeds to grab the girls dress by the straps and just rip it right off of her...so the girl is now naked surrounded by guys hootin an hollering so what does she do?? She dances more! haha. so shoko at this point is in her glory so she grabs more ice and uses it all over the girls body while every guy in there is just drooling, you could hear drinks being dropped on the floor all over the bar hahaha...digital cameras were flashing the whole time, it was a side show...unreal.

After a few minutes of this Shoko somehow got bored and helped the girl back into her now-shredded dress. So now that everyone has dipersed and no longer cares about the two girls the drunk one gets on the bar in her shredded dress and starts belly dancing. So Shoko sees this and her eyes light up like dinner plates and she grins and runs over to the bar and in one bound jumps onto it...it was quite an athletic jump for a drug addict, very impressive, it has to be a good 4 feet off the ground to the bar top. So she's up there dancing with, and taking advantage of, the other girl for a few minutes then gets down cuz she's a little worn out. Think the E was startin to wear off maybe. So then the other girl is now laying her back on the bar caressing herself and teasing every guy in the bar when shoko casually goes over and then rips the dress up and tosses a bunch of ice cubes on the girl's stomach and plays with them till they melt. After that she came and collapsed into the booth we were sitting in and finishes her Smirnoff Ice.

We stayed at Wall Street Bar till 6am. Then she decides that Wall Street is boring and I am grudgingly dragged to another after-hours place. I stay there for a few hours talking to some guy she knew from NY and then I goto my office at 11am...the whole time at this other club Shoko was fiending for even more E. Telling me she could prolly get it after 11am when the club really fills up...I was in awe at this girl...she's a machine...sure enough the club was filled at noon and right before I left to goto work she popped two E pills and was off on another rampage...absolutely mad hahaha.

I met Miho after work last night at like 6pm or so and told her all of this and she hates me cuz she wasn't there to see it. Most of my friends I told about it that have not been to Japan yet all think I am making this all up. My friends in Japan that I told all know it's real haha, they've all had one or two nights/weekends like that...they all want to meet Shoko. haha she's a lot of fun but too nuts even for me. I'ma lose her number and if I see her in Roppongi cool but I ain't gonna go outta my way to chill with her. Not worth it cuz it'll piss my gf off. I love this country hahaha...I am not leaving till they deport me...

Nihon ga daisuki!!