Introduction to Yakuza Japanese is an absolute riot. I laughed myself out of my chair reading this website. You should be able to read some japanese if you want to go to this site...but if you cannot it's alright...still really, really funny...


Those wacky Yaks...

Display of Warships Signal Hong Kong of China's Resolve, WOW, there go hopes of that whole democracy thing...Taiwan learn from others experiences and fall in line...

Oklahoman May Have Infected Nearly 170 Women With HIV I don't know what's worse...to know that this guy infected all of these women with the HIV or the fact that these women knowingly slept with a guy looking like this. There are always one or two questionable people you do the nasty with in your lifetime...but to know that a guy that looks like the AIDS posterboy was able to get all these women to sleep with him in his lifetime...that's just wrong.

usually I feel like someone who does something horrible to someone else like Rape or Sodomy should have a punishment similar to what he/she did to that person. For example: If a guy rapes a girl therew should be a Robot in the state penitentiary called "Sir Humpsalot" and the guy who committed the crime should have to go in the room with this robot and take it like a champ twice for each year the girl was alive before the guy raped her...sounds warped, but think about how many rapes there would be if something like that existed...anyone who kills someone should die the same way they killed the person if it was not in self defense...that would cut the murder rate in half haha...

I know I am crazy and a bit leftist when it comes to things like that...sorry if I shocked anyone.

Israeli jets bomb south Lebanon Israel is drifting further and further to the right in making itslef another terrorist state. You think people in the eastern world don't like America?? You should hear their opinion of Israel. I personally know Israelis here in Tokyo who swear they will not return unless forced to and they would rather stay here doing shady things like selling drugs and running "massagie" parlors then go to Israel. Most Israelis do not like their country either. Sharon is in way over his head and eventually world opinion on Israel will turn...well atleast I hope. i am not anti-semite, nor do I hate Israel. But I can understand why people would be in either frame of mind.

Israel routinely terrorizes the Palestinians under the guise of preventing more terrorist attacks, last time I checked ( I could very well be wrong) there was a cease fire not too many years ago that was ruined by the Israeli army raising a PLO-backed settlement. They need to take down that rediculous wall, get the Israelis outta Palestinian territory. America has to stop blindly backing Israel. We would have far less problems if we did. That's just my opinion. I know quite a few Israelis who feel the same way though. If anyone cares to elaborate on this please feel free to below...

So I finally decide to pay off my college loans...totalling a modest sum of only 3,517.09 after all the alte fees and what have you. So I call the US Dept. of Education. They give me the number of a collectoin agency which I happily call cuz i want this blemish of my credit rating. I get in touch with this lady who isn't happy unless she is hearing her own voice. She won't shut up about how cool it is that I live in Japan...it's 1am!! Shut up and let me tell you my information so I can pay the loan!! I find it ironic that the people collecting my college loan have probably only seen college through such vehicles as Van Wylder and Animal House...

Without even so much as seeing her Miho made my life a living hell today. She woke me up at 12:30 this afternoon. I wanted to sleep till 2. She is saying how she is having second thoughts about moving out of her parents house because of how nice they are being to her now and all. We solved that problem in less than 15 minutes. So I thought that would be the end of it. But NOOO!!

She wanted me to write her parents an email. So I did. I thought that would be the end of it. Instead she dragged this whole thing on for 11 hours!!! 11 hours people!! She was crying and all bent outta shape and everything. its midnight and we are still talking about it! Oh my god!!! It never ends!

How many of you guys have a girlfriend that once she gets something in her head that has to be fixed she will make everyone involved miserable and worsen the situation putting so much effort into it that when you finally get pissed off it's all your fault??? I doubt many...but that's my Miho! God bless...this will only happen so many times before I really lose it. I have flipped out on Miho before...a few times really bad. But they will all together add up to nothing compared to the ultimate flip out she will get if she doesnt stop trying to fix things between her parents and myself.

All her friends say "both of you do what you have to do and it will work itself out." It will...but she just won't let it. I have had it up to here! (hand motion up to my eyebrows)

An entire day shot