5.07.2004

Eagle snatches bear cub in rare catch, right as I am about to leave my office for the weekend I see this!! Those nutty Eagles...now if only the Philadelphia Eagles could do this to the Chicago Bears :p

Not that I can say much...My NY Giants are the "Official Whipping Boy of the NFL." Kerry Collins could only be so lucky to get away from an offensive line collapses faster than the French did during both the heatwave and WW2.

Pepe Le Pew is the only noble frenchman...

Taken from the "Funny Jokes Forum." Really old but still funny...

A man was brought before a judge to answer to the charge of public indecency. The judge asked his name.

"Jim Jones, sir." he said. "Okay, Jim. What exactly were you doing?" the judge wanted to know. "Blowing bubbles in the park." Jim told him. The judge was confused by this, and threw the case out.

The next defendant was hauled in, and charged with public indecency, same as before. When the judge asked his name, and what he was doing, the man replied, "Jim Jones, sir. I was blowing bubbles in the park." Now the judge was annoyed, threw the case out, and intended to file a complaint with the police department.

A third man came in, charged with public indecency. The judge had just about had it with these penny-ante tickets, and said, "Let me guess, your name is Jim, and you were blowing bubbles in the park?"

"No," the man giggled, "my name's Bubbles."

I am so hungry I made the mistake of eating the katsu-don pork bowl) at Yoshinoya today...a disgusting substitute for the guyo-don (beef bowl). It just isn't the same. It doesn't work. It's gross. I am almost willing to go all the way out to Tsukiji just to have a beef bowl. They are serving beef bowls at the original Yoshinoya in Tsukiji to preserve the beef bowl heritage. They are using Japanese beef and it is not the same...but better than that disgusting pork thing they have manifested in the wake of the US Beef "Scandal" as the Japanese press refers to it. It sucks that the Yoshinoya in Times Square is serving a beef bowl made with American beef, a proper one, yet in Tokyo I cannot get one...I demand satisfaction!