NY Giants

I moseyed on over to the NY Giants website for the first time since last November when I realized all was lost and moved onto rooting for the Patriots (my favorite AFC team since Bill Parcells first coached them and changed their horrible uniforms for the cool ones they have made slightly cooler every year since then). What I have seen is remarkable. One thing I have known since the day it happened was the departure of Kerry Collins. He isn't the greatest QB but in all fairness their were many HS teams with better offensive lines than the Giants had last year after they were decimated by injuries. I also noticed quite a few other things besides them drafting Eli Manning.

They signed Martin Gramatica, which to me seems like the Red Sox always signing the wrong Giambi (Jeremy) or DiMaggio (Dom); also signed were Norman Hand (a truck of a man), Ed Ellis, Lorenzo Bromell, Martin Chase, and most importantly Kurt Warner!!!!!!!

Holy Shit!! Kurt Warner is the Giants QB!!! Norman Hand is a Giant!!! Oh my god!! The sky is falling, the sky is falling, the sky is falling. They might be .500 this year!

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Another great search to find my site.

No Wonder the Japanese are so Anal Retentive...

Only 36 times a year. That's the amount of times the average Japanese person has sex. The next closest country is Hong Kong with 63 times a year. So on average Japanese people have sex almost half the times of the next lowest country. Unreal. The Japanese wonder why the birthrate is falling and their banks are insolvent. Screw more often and things will work out!! Even if they don't atleast you won't need those hentai cartoons and all the chikans will cease to exist. Japanese society is probably the most perverted in the world. After reading this article it all makes sense. Watch an A/V film and you'll see what I mean. Warped shit.

I am sitting here watching the Stanley Cup Finals on ESPN-J. There is 29.7 seconds left in the game...2-2 tie. Calgary should be winning. Read the news to see why. What a great game. Would like to see Tampa Bay win so Dave Andreychuk (I think that's how you spell it) can win his first title at age 42 (I think). Just went to overtime.

Love Hotels: They are exactly what their name suggests. A place people go to shag. You can go for 2-3 hours for 3-5,000 yen or stay the night for anywhere from 5-8,000 yen. They are pretty col. Have full entertainment systems with PS2, Sky Perfect Satellite TV, hot tubs, black lights, etc. Those are all things to do in addition to shagging. The problem with Japanese people is that they go there to do everything but shag. To me this is unfathomable. To a nihonjin it is normal. They should just rename the places to Amusement Centers, cuz no matter what happens there everyone leaves happy.

Going to see "Day After Tomorrow" today. It's raining really hard, this sucks. It will rain all week. Watching "Two Guys and a Girl" on FOX Japan right now, the episode with Robert Goulet.

Miho sitting next to me asked me to sing after seeing Robert Goulet singing on TV. What I sang went a little like this "Some girls work in factories, some girls work in stores, Miho works in Farmingdale with 40 other whores. Bang Bang Miho, Miho bangs all day, who we gonna bang on when Miho goes away?" To the tune of "Bang Bang Lulu" by John Valby.

Watching an infomercial starring Vanessa Williams for "ProActive" acne cream...how far has her star fallen? She went from broadway to infomercials on Japanese TV for zit cream.

Now the game is back on...fucking have to listen to Japanese announfcers now because the show that is supposed to be on doesn't have english so now apparently the overtime periods will not have it either. Just, just great. Atleast you can hear the American announcers in the background.

The Gaijin House Noise that Woke Me Up Today: Silence, and it was golden.