Splittin' Wigs on the Tokyo Subway, Election Bombing Warning for the Capitol...What in the Name of Riyadh is Going On?

During morning rush hour yesterday a man was shot in Shibuya Station here in Tokyo. Over a million people use this station everyday. The only train station in the world that has more people use it everyday is Shinjuku Station, also in Tokyo.

He worked for the Tokyo Metro on the Hanzomon Line platform where the train ends and changes into the Tokyu Den-en-Toshi Line and goes above ground and into the suburbs. Since subway workers are not permitted to have money on their person while working I wonder what this fool planned to accomplish. Also, Japan has no "Right to Bear Arms" so how did he get his gun? Most people in Japan are forbidden, by law, to own firearms.

There is also a warning issued by the Japanese Govt that there is an extremely high possibility of a terrorist attack happening on July 11th, the same day elections for the Upper House are held. Maybe some of these savage politicians should get bombed. Maybe they won't fist fight each other during political debates on the Floor of the House.

Some of my friends are scared, especially in light of the subway shooting...In contrast there have been 3 subway shooting in New York this month alone, including one yesterday at only 9pm on the 1 train in Chelsea. Damn.

Also, the U.S. Govt. has decided that it needs to urge Americans to stay out of Saudi Arabia. Well no shit! Anyone who needs to be told this deserves to meet their untimely demise at the hands of terrorists. This is common knowledge. Americans are not very well liked in the Arab world. That's why I won't be caught dead in Indonesia anytime soon, as beautiful as those beaches are.

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Just gross! This fool hasn't washed his hair in 6 years. Man that must itch. Imagine the infestations in it?? Yuck!

One more thing I couldn't pass up. Look at the headline to this one. Found it quite amusing. "Jew and Arab in Odd Friendship." I guess, according to this headline, that all Jews and Arabs are supposed to hate each other. I did not bother to read the article so anyone feel free to call me out on my ignorance if I have let it get the best of me in this case.

Considering Miho taught me the number ten in Japanese (Jyuu, but pronounced the same as Jew) by saying as a hint "fuckin', fuckin', fuckin'" until I got it that should let you know how I feel about the whole Israel thing. Go Palestine!!! Take back your land!! That wall Israel has erected is akin to the Berlin Wall, an outrage if you ask me. They claim it is to keep suicide bombers out. While maybe if you did not level villages and make everyone homeless with your tyrannical army they wouldn't suicide bomb the shit outta you!!!!

I love Japan for one reason. Face time. If you just give face time to your employer and do jack shit, hell you can screw his daughter on his desk, he will like you more than if you go to work 9 to 5 and get four times as much done as the guy who banged his little sweetheart. Today I come to work and they tell me there are no English classes today and that I can just surf the net all day. Tomorrow the same thing. I am all for it except I had to wake up at 5am! I am calling in sick tomorrow.

Like I am actually goin' g to spend the 2,800 yen ($27 US) it takes to get to work to surf the net all day. I think I'm comin' down with something.

I am the King of "Yoyogi Orgasm!"

Google Search: yoyogi orgasm

Yet again, for the 75489679867459876th time might I add, someone has accessed me searching for "yoyogi orgasm." I decided to check it out and I happen to be the most relevant term...the top two actually...regarding orgasms in Yoyogi.

Least I know I'm doing something right...eh hunny??