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Japan Wins!!!!

Japan beat China 3-1 yesterday in a fantastic Asia Cup Final that I missed because I was working. I totally forgot about the whole thing. I am upset I did not see the game.

One of my housemates met up with some J-girl he met in roppongi and shagged a few nights a go and she took him to a dinky little iza-kaya where they watched the game. They gave out free champage everytime Japan scoreda goal and the whole place was going nuts...I am jealous. I want to do something like that haha.

Instead I was dealing with angry turkish people at work who were soo annoying that one girl, after patronizing me all night in the I am better than you tone, actually had the nerve to ask me if I knew what vodka was...she wanted her drink stronger. As a bartender, when someone treats me like that and then has the nerve to ask me a question like that, it's game on. Bitch was in the bathroom puking an hour later. Hope she got what she wanted hahaha. Cheers slut!

As a joke my friends and I put an ad in Metropolis Magazine saying that one of us was going offer ourselves as Gigolo's for a wealthy lady. I got an email ripping me apart for it. People just cannot take a joke. Just like Opie and Anthony said when people would call them up saying they sucked (which wasn't true, they were number one in I think 6 different cities) they would say "Change the channel, we don't care if you listen to us!! We don't want you to listen!! Ignore us!!! If something I do in a magazine or on this site offends people I have no problem with them never reading me rants again. I will not lose sleep over it. Same thing with the ad in Metropolis Mag. If you do not like it ignore it! My personal fave is the Submissive Maid Wanted ad...it has been in that mag for almost two years now. I placed my ad just to see how many desperate rich ladies think they can buy my good looks...I did it for a cheap laugh.

One side note...those Chinese fans are less civilized than Boston Red Sox fans...I did not think that was possible having been to many Sox-Yanks games up at Fenway..

Last night a guy from Philly was at the bar with his friends...he tipped me over a hundred dollars in spite of the fact that in Japan there is no tipping. Great guy. Loved to rub the fact that I am an Islanders fan in my face...rock on bro.