Never Saw a Sunset, but She Loves the Cock...For Adults the Sex is no Good、Unless You're a Dentist

Half of Japan's Schoolkids Have Never Seen Sunrise, Sunset according to an article in the Mainichi Shimbun. This article was based on a survey taken by Professor Tetsuro Saito of Kawamura Gakuen Women's University.

According to this survey 52% of these kids never saw either a sunrise or sunset. I think that is just blasphemous. How can you not see a sunset? There is no daylight savings time here so the sun goes down at dinner time. The sun does rise around 4am or so so I can understand them havin never woken up that early. But they sure as hell are awake at 7pm or so when the sun calls it quits. Dopey school children. If those girls didn't wear such hott little uniforms they'd be useless hehe.

What I also read today in the Mainichi Shimbun is that only 6% of Japanese HS girls are virgins. "Last year, I really went for my life. I must have made it with about 20 guys," a first-year high school girl says. "I'm not going to do that this year, though. I'm scared of AIDS. Even so, when I do give in to the urge, I almost never use a rubber." Why can't I find such generous schoolgirls?? I am going to the wrong places. The last paragraph in this article quotes yet another schoolgirl who says "I've stopped going along when some guy tries to pick me up off the streets, so I haven't done it with anybody new for a while," the schoolgirl tells Josei Seven. "Instead, I've got myself a new boyfriend and we're going at it like rabbits."

Earlier in the article it discussed how schoolgirls are doing one night trials as hostesses for the money. 16 year old hostesses!! 日本語べんきょうする。。。いま！！がんばります！God knows I have tried to pick up girls off the streets but they never go along with it. I just don't get it. I need to find girls like this haha. JAPAN ROCKS!

In a semi-related article also from the Mainichi Shimbun, Tokyo Governor Gets Hard-On World's Oldest Professionals. That headline is classic. It's about the sex industry becoming sleazier and sleazier because it has been forced into the underworld.

"Sex will become a source of income for the yakuza. You'll get all sorts of wicked old hags working and places charging exorbitant prices for their wares. Eventually, it's only going to lead to an increase in crime." I cannot believe the term "wicked old hags" is in a newspaper here in Japan. This guy went on to say "If the trade becomes something that's all about just sticking it in, then the quality of service on offer is going to drop dramatically," moans writer Shimamoto. "You're going to see the end for all time of such services that made you think while having sex, like playing around on bathmats, dressing up in costumes or simulated train passenger groping."

Now where the hell was I when all of this stuff was going on and why is it not here now?!?! Damnit!!! I would love to be a simulated chikan, term used for old men who grope schoolgirls on the subways. I would have a blast rolling around on a bathmat, perhaps playing naked Twister. Something! Anything! I have seen some crazy shit in Japan but I never seen anything like that. If anyone reading this knows where these "imekura" are I would love an anonymous comment or email pointing me and my buddies in the right direction.

This dentist is the epitomy of what Iaspired to be when I was 16. He was giving girls heavy doses of laughing gas so he could molest and take advantage of them. "Sato is suspected of having dosed numerous women with laughing gas before having his way with them. The woman who complained about him was slowly stripped on film, then Sato wildly licked her nipples as he maneuvered the camera into a close-up shot." Now I'm curious what this guy did with these tapes he made...anyone have any ideas?? I wondr how hairy his palms are.

"I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Bad is on the internet radio station (Live 365: Back to the 90's) I am listening to now...Now that's comedy.