9.01.2004

What the Fuck is Going on in Russia?!?!?!?!

Holy shit! I can't get over this. First two planes go down after they are bombed within minutes of each other. Then some girl blows herself in front of a Moscow subway station. Now this!!

Armed Attackers Seize 400 in Southern Russia" That article is the latest one from Reuters.


Feel free to give me your thoughts and comments about this one. I get too many emails and not enough comments on the site itself...would rather have an open forum on what y'all think is going on in Russia right now.

Kabul Blast Story

Adventurestan: Zendagi Migzara

This is my friend Paul's blog about working in Kabul for a defense contractor. Just read this for a chilling description of the car bomb that went off over the weekend. I spoke to him on IM a few hours after it, thank god he's alright. Just read this...

A Typhoon, A Sex-Crazed Ciggarette Smoking Chimp, The Nude Olympics, and Captain Caveman

Typhoon Chaba battered southern Japan the other day and the night before with deadly winds and insane amounts of rain. It killed 5 or 6 people and sent Vinh swimming to work hahaha. I don't feel like posting a link to news about it cuz y'all have prolly read about it already.

What I will post a link to, however, is a sex starved nympho chimpanzee in a Bijing zoo who chain smokes ciggarettes like they are goin' outta style. She has turned down several male chimps who could not handle her "Miho-like" sexual appetite. She also chain smokes cigarettes and throws things at zoo visitors. Somebody buy her a dildo!!

Come to think of it...I know how that feels. No matter how much she gets she screams for more. It's like the more we do it the more she wants. When she doesn't get any for a little while she chain smokes and throws things at me (mainly her fists).

Now onto bigger and better topics like the Olympics, the Nude Olympics that is. Only in Japan could something like this be allowed. "Zenra Supotsu Senshuken" features naked sportswomen displaying their skills at competitions such as athletics, volleyball, fencing, soccer and judo" (taken from the article). I wanna see naked fencing. That would rock if a girl's nipple was sliced off, or if her fake breast was punctured and saline came out. The story goes on to say "Early on in "Zenra Supotsu Senshuken," the women's competitive skills are limited to activities more in line with SOD's normal business procedures, such as competing to determine who can inspire the fastest ejaculation through oral stimulation." Sign me up! I wanna be one of the "arenas" for that event. Miho would win that hands down hehe.

A few other miscellaneous quotes from the Mainichi Shimbun:" Yomiuri Weekly (9/12) pronounces the present an "age in which married women enjoy extramarital love affairs." Well no shit sherlock! Japanese guys have been doing it forever, it's about time the women caught up. " Three virgins in their 30s rave to Asahi Geino (9/9) about the gallant male volunteers who considerately deflowered them. " Where was I when they were looking for volunteers?? Miho and I coulda given a girl a deflowering she'd never forget. And finally, a story to really churn your stomach. "Gamy Gonads Get Girls Going Gaga" So I guess this means I do not have to shower anymore huh? Nasty ass J-whores. Tell your man to take a shower for christ's sake!

One more thing that has irked me. not too long ago I got this email on my Friendster account from an obviously well educated man.

"oi s hole, now wat.......NEW YORK YANKEES
SUX TO THE BLOODY CORE......IT WAS THEM
WHO STARTED THE FITE AT THE MATCH ,
THE FARKIN A-ROD, ASK HIM KISS MY S
LA.........U WAN FITE LAI LA .......SCARED
ISSIT.......CHEE BYE......MOTHER
FARKER......YANKEES SUX THE BLOODY
CORE"

Now call me crazy...but I think this guy is really Captain Caveman masquerading as someone who thinks I give a shit what he thinks about the Yankees. To be honest with you we all know the Yankees don't suck. Except for last night. Fucking Hell!! 22-0 from the Indians?? But anyway, here is a link to this jackass's profile on Friendster. His name on Friendster is Nomar. Just click on the name to see this fool. What a putz. Nomar is on the Cubs ass hole!! Let it go, just let it go man. The Red Sox don't have a chance in hell in winning the World Series. Not this year, not any year. 1918 ring a bell? Suck on that for a while. As for Vinh, my friend I wouldn't get your hopes up. The Cardinals have the best shot to win it all this year. Look at that team. It's rediculous. They have a better lineup than the Yankees...who thought that would be possible. The Yankees pitching is shit. They will be lucky to get out of the 1st round of the playoffs. Assuming they do not slide into an epic, Red Sox-like meltdown after that loss.