WHAT THE HELL IS ANSKY??

Juan Rincon is the Yanks MVP...

Ruben Sierra is clutch...

Red Sox swallow....

Cowboy up!!!! I'll wager the house the Yanks'll be in the series, which everyone outside of Boston knows is a mere formality...already practicing my Jorge Posada "we're not worthy" bow and ready my ears John Sterling's echoing "Bernie Goes Boom!!"

In a funny side note I was playing MVP Baseball 2004 the other day...Yanks vs Sox in my Dynasty....the crowd at Yankee Stadium chants things like "1918!!!" and "Red Sox Suck!!" I was in my glory...but not till I nailed Nomah in the head with a pitch did it get really funny. Both benches automatically emptied and Nomar charged the mound to beat up Roger Clemens (Yes I traded away the shit pitchers the yanks have to get Clemens and Petitte back). The crowd went nuts and half the Red Sox team was thrown out the game...all the Yanks stayed in. I won 12-2...it's funny when video games imitate reality no??

I can hear it now....BALL GAME OVER!! SERIES OVER!!! THE YANKEES WIN!! THE YANKEES WIN!! THHHEEEEEE YAAANNNKKKEEESSSS WIIINNNNN!!!!!