The Saga Continues...Part 1

I don't know what happened to the original part 1 but basically all it said, in a nutshell, was that I started my night at Tokyo Loose with some friends sucking down beer and playing darts and ended up at Heartland, in Roppongi Hills with one of my friends. Where we sucked down several of the delicious 500 yen beers.

Then we ended up going to Muse, in Nishi Azabu, with 8 or 9 Prada, Gucci, Burberry, and Armani-clad Taiwanese girls. These lil hotties were loaded and Dom Perrignon flowed from them like trash talk spews from my mouth. So after a few bottles of champage were inside me I started talking to a random guy in there who wanted one of the hotties accompanying my friend and I. I told him to go for it ad she blew him off. He said to her "You may have the golden pussy, but I have the diamond dick, diamonds can drill holes in anything." Which in retrospect makes absolutely no sense...but it's still funny.

So then one of my ex gf's were there, and I acted like a total douche to her so she would once and for all leave me alone. Her night ended with me yelling to my friend "I love these taiwanese whores!!" and us laughing so hard he dropped his glass of champagne and it exploded on the ex gf's feet and she yelled out "Un FUCKING believable!!" and grabbed her token military boytoy and stormed out....part two picks up where this leaves off.