11.15.2004

I'd Be Scarred for Life

These rhinos are having sex right next to their young daughter rhino. If I saw my parents screwing I'd be on a therapist's couch for quite a long time. Seemingly unafflicted, the girl just stands there and waits for them to finish creating her brother.

I quit smoking 8 days ago! More on how that came about in my next post.

The Giants fucking suck
!!! Tom Coughlin and his buddy Kurt Warner can lick my balls. Play Manning! The worst he could do is the same platter of shit Warner serves up every sunday. Granted he has no offensive line, but shit dude! Make the adjustment and take a three step drop and throw the god damn ball!! You're an NFL QB! Should not be too hard to make that adjustment! Not only did the Giants end your career in St. louis. But playing backup to a rookie on one of the worst teams in the league will probably end your career you corn-fed backwoods redneck shmuck!! Go back to Iowa and the Arena League!

My Yahoo gave me the following horoscope today:
Ryan's Daily Scorpio Forecast
Quickie: Sometimes, everything hits the fan at once. Fortunately, you're ready for anything.

Usually the only thing hitting the fan since I moved to Japan has been my dignity, what's left of it anyway.

This poor bastard learned the meaning of the word irony the hard way. hahaha. He, a WWII vet, died at a Veteran's Day parade in Boston after a float ran over him. Can anyone else smell a Darwin Awards nomination???

Apparently so many Yakuza are leaving the once legal organized crime syndicate for a more legitimate line of work doing whatever it is a life of crime can give them that a lady in Osaka working for a company making replacement pinkies actually won an award from the Osaka police, where the Yakuza are historically based and were founded, for her help in ridding the streets of these morons. These replacement pinkies cost roughly 150,000 yen, with discounts for former Yakuza. Who, by the way, drive around Tokyo in 80,000 dollar Mercedes. Only in Japan!