2 More Reasons Why Japan is the Greatest Country in the World

Reason #1 why Japan is the Greatest Country in the World

I don't normally read the NY Times, being a NY Daily News man myself, but this article brought to my attention by my boy Paul just killed me. I couldn't read it without laughing myself silly.

The article, from Wednesday's NY Times, titled "Japan, Easygoing Till Now, Plans Sex Traffic Crackdown" is an illustration of how much Japanese society contradicts itself. It's incredible how much one paragraph contradicts the other in an attempt to explain the story. But then again, if you lived in Japan you know how a lot of things there contradict themselves.

In Japan sex is often fantasized and gaudy. On one block in Shinjuku's Kabukicho area you can see the following in a one block stroll...transvestites running down the street dressed skimpier than the foreign born hookers they try to out hustle for the stupid tourists loaded with money who wonder down there looking for a good time. Black guys practically dragging you to and throwing you into their hostess clubs filled with, of course, foreign girls whoring themselves. Guys asking you if you want a blow job, sex, or a happy shower with 1, 2, 3, 0r 4 girls for 10,000 yen per hour. Yakuza getting drunk and screaming at eachother. What do the police do in all of this you might ask? They search the backpacks of young Japanese guys for god knows what, cuz we all know in that type of neighborhood the real problem is the innocent Japanese guy with his friends who is wandering to karaoke or a movie theater or a resteraunt in the area.

In Japan sex is a paradox. Japanese men glorify and fantasize about all aspect of sex, especially involving school girls. Which is quite odd because in any of my experience school aged girls just lay in bed motionless and moan that it hurts and can't do anything, whereas if you find a girl over 20 or so years old...they can fuck like champions. Guess it's the whole deflowering aspect of it. Japanese guys, I have been told by many, fantasize about sex because they rarely ever get it...as a result of this they suck at it. I am not saying all do, this is just a generalization that I am sure applies to a large enough segment of the population that you have guys creating manga that has a naked school girl sitting in a tree crying and moaning while the tree branch is fucking her brains out. THESE CARTOONS REALLY EXIST PEOPLE!!

So onto this article I read. This is an absolute riot. The sex industry is a MAJOR part of the Japanese economy. As evidenced by the abundance of Love Hotels, whore houses, burlesque shows, blow job bars, and so on. A large part of that workforce is made up of foreigners, mainly SE Asian ones. Chinese, Vietnamese, Laotians, Phillipinos, Indonesians, Malaysians, and so on. There are a number of Latinas involved as well. As well as the occasional Japanese girl who whores herself out for top dollar with protection provided by gun toting, pinky slicing Yakuza.

So In the beginning the article mentions how Japan has become the only industrialized nation in the world with human trafficking problems. Hold the phone, China has huge human trafficking problems. It also happens to be the largest industrialized nation in the world. I'll be damned if it isn't an industrialized nation, everything I own is made in China. Even this piece of shit keyboard I am typing from in the net cafe I'm in now. Call me on it if I am wrong, but China is the world's largest industrialized nation. If I'm not mistaken 80% of the "girls" in Roppongi, Shinjuku, Shibuya, Ginza, etc saying "massagie sir??" are Chinese!!! So I would say that China is the root fo the problem. Also, they are commy bastards...so we can conveniently blame them for everything.

The article goes on to say "advocates for trafficking victims are watching cautiously. They say the government seemed ambivalent about addressing this problem, which they describe as a form of modern slavery, and began taking serious steps only after American pressure." That is all fine and good. But ask yourself this question...do you think Japan wants to give up it's indentured sex slaves?? If you knew Japanese society you would answer no. There are so many salarymen who's only source of booty is from this industry that if you start to make it more difficult for them to get some the price will go up. Simple supply and demand. if the price goes up the whole thing will go out of the open and more underground, like it is here in America. Atleast in Japan it is out in the open and known about. it is sort of legal, and that keeps it loosely regulated in an unwritten, but understood code, kind of way. You drive it underground and Tokyo will turn into Bangkok...mark my words. There will be an AIDS epidemic in that city. I hope they are ready for it.

Sex in japan is not viewed the same way it is here in the western world. it is much more out in the open and more a part of mainstream society. "Japan has always taken a businesslike attitude toward the sex industry, regarding it as necessary, and not necessarily evil. The Japanese government organized Asian sex slaves for its soldiers during World War II and brothels for American soldiers during the postwar occupation." They rightly see prostitution as a business, rather than an evil. Since it is seen as a business it is conducted in a businesslike attitude that, like I mentioned before, keeps it regulated. Japanese realize that if large groups of men go without sex for a while it leads to much bigger social issues. Especially when it involves foreign troops. The smartest thing they did during WW2 was to organize those brothels for the American troops. That kept the American's voracious appetites for naked, slutty Japanese girls confined to areas that were predesignated. Genious. When Japan invaded, and took over, Manchuria it enslaved many Chinese women in whore houses. They are criticized for it now, but any conquered nation was always raped of everything by it's conqueror up until recently. The very notion of "reconstructionism" started less than 100 years ago. We, as Americans, sit on our moral high chairs and criticize the Japanese for this, but we didn't say a word to the contrary when we had all those j-prostitutes specially made for us did we? of course not...the spoils always go to the victor. In this case, the spoils being J-poon.

The article then mentions this fiasco back a few years ago "The sex industry remains a part of the business culture, as was shown in 2003 when an Osaka company organized a three-day sex party with 500 prostitutes in Zhuhai, a city in southern China. The party infuriated the Chinese, especially because it ended on Sept. 18, the anniversary of Japan's invasion of China in 1931.' Those guys probably had a weekend they'll never forget. 2 girls to each guy. Fantastic. Why criticize it? All parties involved knew the deal beforehand and all eagerly signed up. it was definitely scheduled on the same day as the anniversary of the invasion of Manchuria on purpose. It was a lewd, but historically fitting, way to celebrate the Japanese military's past might and brilliance on the battlefield. Or it was just a way for a bunch of horny salarymen to ram it home to a bunch of Chinese girls. Either way, it wasn't technically against any law, it was just immoral.

The next quote I will provide is typical of the way the majority of Japanese view all foreigners, prostitutes or not. "If the husbands really fall in love with the foreign women, that would be a problem," she said. "But as long as that doesn't happen, there is little sense that these foreign women are human beings like them." Just like most j-guys don't view the foreign ladies as people, the j-girls don't see us foreign guys as people either. They see as much better looking pieces of meat who they know will give them a great lay and perhaps a ticket out of Japan to America or England, or Australia, or wherever it is they want to go. White men like Japanese girls, j-girls want to leave Japan. Simple as that. Having a white boyfriend in Japan is a status thing among j-girls. Walking with Miho in the street girls would stare at me and give her dirty looks, as if to say "I can steal him from you no problem." Japanese society, while very beautiful at times, can also be the most shallow in the world.

"Joji Imai, president of the Association of Japanese Promoters Recruiting Foreign Entertainers, said cases of prostitution were isolated. "Many of the customers who like to patronize clubs with foreign entertainers are interested in learning foreign languages or discovering foreign cultures," Mr. Imai said. "They enjoy different cultures, such as Filipinos' cheerfulness." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"three hours after arriving in Tokyo, she was dropped off in a red-light area, Shin Okubo, and taught four Japanese phrases: "Good evening. Where are you going? Let's go to the hotel. Twenty thousand yen," or $200." When i first moved to Japan I was taught a few phrases too... "toire wa doko desuka?" "onamae wa?" "nansai?" "shigoto wa nan desuka?" "iiko you, hoteru ishou ni ikitai." They basically amount to 5 minutes of small talk to get into a Japanese girl's pants. Believe it or not, in Roppongi that's really all you need to say and like a yelow cab, you raise your hand and she takes you home .

To be quite honest with you, they can pass all the laws they want to try to stem the tide of foreigners going into Japan on visas, legitimate or illegitimate. Soon they will have to reverse the laws when the population starts shrinking, which is estimated to start in the next few years. Foreign labor is needed to provide Japan's workforce with the bodies to carry out the work. Now riddle me this Batman...if you have a steady influx of foreigners who always end up working in the lowest rung of the professional ladder and take care of the most important part of your life...busting on a slut's face, why in the hell would want to dam that river up? That just forces Japanese people into those positions and takes them away from more valuable jobs. Think about it.

Reason #2 why Japan is the Greatest Country in the World

I am just going to copy and paste this Reuters article into mine because it is short, sweet, and explains it better than I can ever hope to.

Hungry Man Holds Up Store, Demands Sushi
Mon Feb 14, 2005 09:17 AM ET

TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man pulled a knife in a convenience store early Sunday morning and threatened to kill himself unless he was given a meal of the choicest sushi.
The 68-year-old unemployed man barged into the store in the western city of Osaka after first setting fire to his nearby apartment, police said Monday. Newspapers said the man claimed he couldn't eat because his state benefit payments had been stopped.
Police overpowered the man after about an hour, during which time he ate bananas and helped himself to alcoholic drinks and vitamin supplements. Police declined to say whether he got any sushi. (Reuters)

So yeah, a guy walks in with a knife and demands sushi. I have eaten many a sushi roll and I know for a fact that those sushi chefs have some bad ass knives behind the counter. Pull a knife on him, baka! He just set fire to his apartment, I guess he felt that since his home was cooked his meal had to be raw. The man is 68 and it took the police an hour to "overpower" him. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Incredible. In the end he got free booze, vitamin supplements, and bananas. The end definitely justified the means ojisan.

One more observation...the man is 68 and listed as unemployed...most people generally refer to that as "RETIRED!!!!!"

I am sure there is a simple explanation to all this. He is old, he had a few to drink, he dropped a cigg that lit his place on fire, and he panicked. In his state of confusion he grabbed his knife instead of his money, and ran for some sushi. In Japanese when you order choice sushi you say "toro kudasai." Translated to english that means "give me fatty tuna." So maybe the British guy was confused in his translation of the events...or maybe I am just bored enough to write some stupid shit like that.

I don't want to get old, old people are crazy.

Those were just two of the many reasons that Japan is the Greatest Country in the World. Keep your ears to the pavement and your eyes on this blog for more in the near future!