2.25.2005

My Stepfather (Part 1)

This guy, Rob, is such a dipshit that even my Prozac popping, box of wine loving, manic depressive, misery feeding mother got rid of him. He is such a fuck up. You have to try harder to fuck up as much as he did than you do to have a mediocre life. It is easier to be average than it is to be this low, so low he has to look up to see down. Where do I begin with this guy? Aside from being a known coke dealer who was constantly arrested in Harlem, the Bronx, Bergen County, and was convicted of DWI all in the course of two years; there is plenty more. This guy spent time in jail during Christmas, has been in and out of mental institutions, and has even had restraining orders taken out against him by my mother...The saying misery loves company kept these two bi-polar, every miserable people together for roughly 10 years until they were divorced. I don't understand how my mother put up with him.

He drained her savings, treated all of us like shit, used my brother and I as his personal slaves, and even ruined Christmas one year by screaming out the front door at us all of the presents we got because we found one in the garage by accident while going outside to play in the snow...This guy would walk around the house, and yard, in his underwear in broad daylight, used to beat the shit out of the dog and myself, would make us do the most mundane things like moving and restacking wood he never used just for the purpose of not letting us go play with our friends. So we would be miserable. I dared call him a hypocrite one time and he punched me in the face...Takes a real man to punch a 15 year old kid in the face does it not??

This guy would call my mother horrible names like cunt, bitch, slut, whore, piece of shit. Telling her to go fuck herself, to fuck off, to go find a lawyer cuz he wanted a divorce, to "suck my cock once in a while so I don't hate you so much." All in front of us while he would throw shit across the house in a fit of rage. This guy is a lunatic. He never showed up for any of the court proceedings for the divorce except for once when he threatened to kill my mother and five guards had to restrain him and take him away. He refused to sign the papers, but upon seeing that display the judge granted an automatic divorce without his signature and awarded everything to my mother, rightly so. That guy wanted partial custody of the dog...The fucking dog!!! He had visitation rights to see the dog for three supervised hours a weekend...He would come, play with the dog, then leave...Without saying a word to my mother. What the hell is that all about?? Like, like...Huh?

So this guy also was fired on a bi-monthly basis blaming everyone else at his company for his firings. Not that I was ever able to hold a job besides Boston Market (3 years) for more than a year, but when I am fired I admit I am wrong if I am and move on...This guy was never wrong. It was always the boss' "cunt wife" or the "slut manager" and so on...Never his fault...

I was fired from the head hunting firm I worked for because they thought I stole files from them and was going to sabotage their business...Which is nuts because I would not steal files by emailing them directly into my personal email account...And even if I did steal them what could I possibly do with them? Give me a break...But I am the one who made the mistake of emailing them to myself for the purpose of getting around the firewall and putting them on my local hard drive in case the network went down, which it often did, so I could have access to them. But yes...I should not have emailed them myself in retrospect...So my fault.

I could go on for hours about this guy. This is just an outline of what I will detail in the days to come. Some of the stories will shock you. Part 2 will detail his arrests and time in incarceration. It's good stuff...Stay tuned.