tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56126382011-04-22T12:31:40.215+09:00"Take 10 Times Squares, complete with neon lights and bustling crowds, and pack them into a city on subway stops, and you get Tokyo. By day, Tokyo's subways are filled with manga-reading business men and uniformed school kids, and by night, cell-phone slinging teens trying to look oh-so-American with their dyed blond and brown hair."-virtualtourist.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1121568980961426142005-07-17T11:11:00.000+09:002005-07-17T11:56:20.996+09:00

In the wake of the terrorist bombings of the London Metro, NY has reacted with an all out security blitz that includes armed military personnel in a lot of the subway stations in the city, bomb sniffing dogs all over the place, radiation detectors (actually they were placed all over Grand Central about a month before the London bombings, but have now expanded in coverage) all over, a shutdown of

That Guynoreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1119921680282674782005-06-28T09:18:00.000+09:002005-06-28T10:21:20.356+09:00

...as opposed to My Long Argument for Legalizing Drugs...After seeing shootout after shootout make the front page of the paper; seeing ghetto hoodlum and ghetto hoodlum end up in the paper, then in jail; and seeing countless other reasons why this should be I have decided to lay my argument out to the general public and see what the response is...Either way I am right and you are wrong. This blog

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Assimilating back into American culture has not been easy. I am still fighting it. FIghting against eating fast food all the time, watching retarded tv shows, becoming ignorant as much of my fellow countrymen, and losing track of happenings and friends in Japan. It has been really tough. I have a lot of great friends in Japan with whom I had a lot of great times. I'm hoping they'll still be

That Guynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1117326014987096182005-05-28T20:13:00.000+09:002005-05-29T09:20:15.003+09:00

The last week has been nuts. I got tickets to the Caesars on June 16th at Bowery Ball Room. The Caesars sang the iPod commercial song...Jerk It Out. I also got tickets to Dave Matthews on Governor's Island at the end of June (I think), and i also am going to get tickets to see Coldplay at the Garden at the end of the summer.Not to mention the fact I have started studying for my Series 7 and am

That Guynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1116726154888815132005-05-21T21:41:00.000+09:002005-05-22T10:42:34.890+09:00

I just read this post by Maddox...anyone who hasn't should...it is spot on...http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=trippin

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1116725718528974582005-05-21T21:32:00.000+09:002005-05-22T10:35:18.533+09:00

I haven't done this in a while and I saw a rediculous search on Yahoo! on my visitor log..."1 million japanese men bedroom blogspot"and also I saw "drunk naked"and "WHO'S YOUR DADDY? SUBWAY SERIES"All I have to say is.....I know nothing about the first one, lots about the second one, and am sad about the Yanks losing 7-1 today to the Mets.

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are the bain of my existence. Oh my god do i want to hurt them sometimes. I know that I am no picnic to work with and have a tendency to talk down to people when I am annoyed/frustrated; but they are almost always the reason I am!"The Cage," where they all are, is all the way on the other side of the office from my desk. So when I drop off things I need done after I put a lot of time into doing

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1114908925042247052005-05-01T09:34:00.000+09:002005-05-01T09:55:25.043+09:00

The past month has been a struggle..mentally, physically, and economically. It has been hard to wake up some days, hard to deal with the fact that Miho is really gone. That she isn't ever going to be there again when I wake up in the morning. I still miss her very much, inspite of all the mean things she has said about and done to me since I left Tokyo.Mentally, I am shot. My job is very

That Guynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1112830467079291882005-04-07T08:27:00.000+09:002005-04-07T08:34:27.080+09:00

Has been a god damn rollercoaster. First, Miho tells me she is going to visit her new boyfriend in Vienna expecting it not to make me mad. She didn't call me to let me know, she emailed me...what a fucking joke.Then she has the nerve to say...is your love for me strong enough to survive this test?? Fuck that!! Test my ass! You are off fucking some euro-trash muppet Austrian guy (I am 25% Austrian

That Guynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1111526403333461172005-03-23T06:18:00.000+09:002005-03-23T06:20:03.336+09:00

Since I won't be going out on Friday and Saturday nights I am going to start bartending on those nights...that way I won't be sitting at home playing with myself, or turning into one of those chat room addicts-cum-sociopaths...Will update you as far as the job hunt goes...It's all for you :)

That Guynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1111371439668958202005-03-21T11:04:00.000+09:002005-03-21T11:17:19.670+09:00

This weekend has brought about a few changes in my life. I, for one, have stopped drinking entirely. I will not go out again until Miho is there next to me. I see no point in wasting money on alcohol when all I do is go home alone, wishing Miho was walking next to me on the way home from the train.By not drinking I will save money, probably several thousand dollars. I will also save time, by not

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I have turned a page in my life. I am finally moving forward with a great set of opportunities for the future. Working for a large investment bank has opened my eyes to the world of possibilities that lies out there for me. I need to get a degree...preferrably in Japanese. I would do very well in a Japanese major program. I am fully confident in both that, and my ability to succeed at my new

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1110830791275894452005-03-15T05:02:00.000+09:002005-03-15T05:06:31.276+09:00

the allied bombing of Tokyo.I had a beautifully written comparison of the points of view on this day based upon articles that were written in newspapers in NY, London, Washingon DC, Tokyo, and Hawaii...Then my PC froze and I lost the whole thing about a paragraph from it's completion...so screw it.I start my new job tomorrow...I'm on my way beautiful! : )I love you.

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1110589128885327522005-03-12T09:18:00.000+09:002005-03-12T09:58:48.890+09:00

...in Japanese means "to withdraw from society." To basically live a lifestyle not unlike that Ted Kaczynski, without all the bombs and mayhem though. So I guess that would make it quite boring, yes/no?I found this article in the Taipei Times and decided to share it with you, my faithful flock...all 6 of you.It begins by saying "In what has been described as an epidemic for Japan, as many as one

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1110485179270857572005-03-11T04:59:00.000+09:002005-03-11T05:06:19.280+09:00

"So I'm back up in the gameRunning things to keep my swingLetting all the people knowThat I'm back to run the show'Cos what you did, you know, was wrongAnd all the nasty things you've doneSo, baby, listen carefully While I sing my come-back song."I just signed an offer letter that will, in the long run, be my ticket back to Japan. I have signed on with a Fortune 500 Investment Bank that knows I

That Guynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1110407462914730862005-03-10T07:18:00.000+09:002005-03-10T07:31:02.916+09:00

Last night I was reminded why I was always disinterested in them in the first place. I have been hanging out with this girl for a few weeks, we have always been nothing more than friends and it has been a lot of fun. Keeping my mind off of Miho and all the other sadness I have had lately. We have gone to French restaurants, obscure bars, museums, a Knicks game (last night), gotten hammered in

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1109984225470670732005-03-05T09:39:00.000+09:002005-03-05T09:57:05.473+09:00

My what a few months it has been back in NY...am still readjusting to life here. It is not as easy as I thought it would be...have seen a few thigns I thought would amuse a few people, or shock them.On the PATH train, I saw a homeless guy give money to someone. It went dwn like this...a guy who has probably been smoking crack for so long his brain is literally bubbling like his crackling, smokey

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1109613127983562802005-03-01T02:51:00.000+09:002005-03-01T02:52:07.986+09:00

I stole this from the AP Newswire only because there are no other words for it besides the ones they have already...Man Accused of Having Relations With CowsSat Feb 26, 6:09 PM ETNEILLSVILLE, Wis. - A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1109278755544795662005-02-25T05:10:00.000+09:002005-02-25T05:59:15.546+09:00

This guy, Rob, is such a dipshit that even my Prozac popping, box of wine loving, manic depressive, misery feeding mother got rid of him. He is such a fuck up. You have to try harder to fuck up as much as he did than you do to have a mediocre life. It is easier to be average than it is to be this low, so low he has to look up to see down. Where do I begin with this guy? Aside from being a known

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1109188268016516502005-02-24T03:53:00.000+09:002005-02-24T04:51:08.026+09:00

1. New York City - Everywhere you go people here are begging you for money. If you smoke, they beg you for ciggarettes, or they offer to buy one for 25 cents. A pack costs atleast $7.50 buddy, cough up a nother quarter or your homeless ass is shit outta luck. When smokes were 270 yen a pack (for Mild Sevens) in Japan I was more than happy to give one to a homeless guy, cuz they cost so little who

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Reason #1 why Japan is the Greatest Country in the WorldI don't normally read the NY Times, being a NY Daily News man myself, but this article brought to my attention by my boy Paul just killed me. I couldn't read it without laughing myself silly.The article, from Wednesday's NY Times, titled "Japan, Easygoing Till Now, Plans Sex Traffic Crackdown" is an illustration of how much Japanese society

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1108677896260504822005-02-18T06:35:00.000+09:002005-02-18T07:04:56.266+09:00

After speaking at length with my landlord about what to do regarding my room-mate. We both decided I should go to the police and file a report about the whole incident. So I go to the Eastern Division Hdqtrs of the JCPD this afternoon and go to the front desk. I tell the lady what ahppened and she yells for one of the officers to come out and help me. Out came the most sarcastic son of a bitch I

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U-Haul...herein referred to as "those dumb sons of bitches," has made me want to go on a homicidal rampage. I don't understand what the hell is wrong with them. FOUR weeks ago I made a reservation on the internet for a truck to move the furniture into my apartment. I paid a 5 dollar fee and the truck was guaranteed to me. I call up to confirm the day before....NO FUCKING TRUCK!!! Not even a god

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1108161486944386132005-02-12T07:03:00.000+09:002005-02-12T07:38:06.950+09:00

New York is a great city, best in the world. Aptly named "The Capital of the World." It really is the crossroads of all cultures, religions, money, everything meaningful passes through New York atleast once. People dream of coming here their whole lives. People move here with a few hundred dollars and a suitcase, much like I moved to Tokyo, and they dream of making it big. Of being a star. "If I

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1106501015699066612005-01-24T02:15:00.000+09:002005-01-24T02:23:35.700+09:00

The hype was almost as bad as before a Super Bowl. The forecast as grim as the Day After Tomorrow. The temps as low as a Las Vegas Hooker at 4am. A cold air mass coming from canada with a low pressure system riding it's coat tails and another low forming off the Jersey coast to give that good ol' one two punch and make it lights out in the Northeast. Only problem is, we got have just a foot of

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It has been so cold out the apst week that I have not even wanted to leave the apt. That is, until my room mate took all his furniture out and moved to his other apt in Philly. Giving me no advance notice what so ever. Not that I care what he does with his stuff, because it is his stuff. Can't tell him what to do with it. But would have liked atleast a few days advance warning so I could have

That Guynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1106095874899834052005-01-19T09:21:00.000+09:002005-01-19T09:51:14.900+09:00

...has it's various advantages. One of them being the fear factor. The fear that at any moment a guy is going to mug you. It's not that where I live is dangerous, or even remotely scary. It's a rather affluent neighborhood, if there is such a thing in JC. It's just that other parts of this city are so scary they would make even the most hardened criminal at Riker's run like the cops were chasing

That Guynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1105137325664979052005-01-08T07:01:00.000+09:002005-01-08T07:35:25.666+09:00

I got a serious bone to pick with the people downtown. I refuse to call the World Trade Center anything but it's proper name. Ground Zero is bullshit, Ground Hero made me sick. It is the WTC. Calling it any other name diminishes and demeans it. Ground Zero, why do we call it that? Did we call Hiroshima "Ground Zero" after dropping what was then the most powerful bomb in history onto a vibrant

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The past week has been pure hell for me. Miho broke up with me. I cried about it quite a lot. I am not too proud to admit I cried. My family put me through hell on Christmas for what they termed "fucking up my life by living in Japan." What a bunch of flakes. Family is supposed to be there for you in times of dispair, not kick you while you are down. Fuck you all. I also was in a train that

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It has been a little over a week since my return to the frozen tundra of NY. Man, is it fucking cold here or what?!? I did not miss this. Moving on, I am in NY to achieve one goal. That being my return to Japan, and my beautiful Miho with whom I plan to spend the rest of my life with. It is painful for me to not wake up next to her or see her at night after a long day. To not smell her delicious

That Guynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1103043888873889382004-12-15T01:57:00.000+09:002004-12-15T02:13:55.740+09:00

This is the beginning of a new era of my blogging journey. One that will be long and arduous. One that started with me in Japan a few months after arriving on it's hallowed soil and took me through a few jobs, a few trips across the Pacific, and finally back to NY. From this day forward I will document my steps to returning to Japan. I am starting my journey back at my mother's house in

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was quite a night. I started out by saying goodbye to Kazuo and all the good folks at Words & Joy and then met up with Miho at Golden Girl, a hostess bar in Kabukicho. We drank until they kicked us out. Few bottles of wine, lots of liquor, watching girls dance nekked on the stage. A good time was had by all in attendance. Then we moved onto Ramen. It was going well until Miho stupidly said "You

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1102648962115151132004-12-10T13:15:00.000+09:002004-12-10T12:22:42.116+09:00

People have no found me using search terms I thought only I thought of in the dark recesses of my mind. They were all searched for on Yahoo! The funniest of all of them is: Kurt Warner Abortion. I guess this stems from my post about Kurt Warner needing someone to take a rusty hangar and abort him from the Giants' Roster. Will leave you all to find that post on your own. The next sear that

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I started Tuesday off on the phone with a No. 1 Travel in Shinjuku. They hooked me up with a sweet ass plane ticket back to NY for a Crazy Eddie-like low price. On a side note, I miss those riotous Crazy Eddie commercials during the 5pm Eyewitness News on Ch. 7. Ahh the good ol' days. Anyway, after coaxing Miho out of bed at around 1230 in the afternoon We went to immigration, which I have

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1102388713686372792004-12-07T11:20:00.000+09:002004-12-07T12:05:13.686+09:00

"This is the end, Beautiful friend This is the end, My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end... It hurts to set you free But you'll never follow me The end of laughter and soft lies The end of nights we tried to die This is the end" (alwaysontherun.net) After much thought, and a weekend from hell, I have decided to

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My flight to JFK was a good flight. Strong tailwidns provided for the shortest flight ever, only 10 hours. I was pumped. I agreed to meet my father at Newark Airport cuz JFK is a bit of a hike for him to get to then drive all the way to southern Jersey for my grandfather's wake. So I took the AirTrain from JFK to Jamaica Station, aka Crack Planet, and then took the LIRR to Penn Station. I then

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Grilled Cheese-gate That crazy lady who seems to think her grilled cheese is the virgin Mary has now made it to international news. Not more than 5 minutes after writing yesterday's post titled "A Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese." After Googling the term "Grilled Cheese-gate" I confirmed what I thought to be true the minute the name hit me while walking home from Yoyogi Station last night...I am

That Guynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1100788680500832122004-11-18T23:12:00.000+09:002004-11-18T23:38:00.500+09:00

For all the stories we hear about how pro athletes are such horrible role models I have found a few who are exactly what all athletes should aspire to be. They all happen to be playing in NY. So brace yourselves if you hold the Giants and Yankees in contempt. The first guy on my good guy list is Kurt Warner. He is horrible lately, a shell of his former self. He can no longer get the job done for

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1100737099627358062004-11-18T08:55:00.000+09:002004-11-18T09:22:52.013+09:00

This is me, "Tokyo Gaijin" writing on this post. For some reason Blogger refuses to let me post under my name. If Miho fails to write a post in the next week she will be vanquished to the role of spectator, a far cry from the participator she wanted to be. Moving on. I was running around eBay today when I saw something interesting. A Virgin Mary effigy in a grilled cheese.   I shit you not

miho!http://www.blogger.com/profile/00419833743020787728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1100655089862322122004-11-17T10:14:00.000+09:002004-11-17T10:31:29.863+09:00

Saturday one of the most intriguing men to ever hit the rap scene died after collapsing in a recording studio. Ol' Dirty Bastard (ODB) was 35 going on 36. He also went by the names of Dirt McGirt, Big Baby Jesus, and Russell Jones. He was the founding member of Wu-Tang Clan. He wrote some of the funniest lyrics ever recorded and one of the funniest songs ever made in "Got Your Money." As Rolling

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1100566224422667072004-11-16T09:50:00.000+09:002004-11-16T09:54:54.776+09:00

U.S. Catholic Bishops have elected Bishop William Skylstad as their new President. Who is Mr. Skylstad you ask? Why he just happens to be in charge of the Spokane, Washington diocese!! If I may revert to my post of a few days ago, in which I proudly declared that the "Roman Catholic Church is Bullshit." I must say that I was correct...again. I have yet another piece of evidence to back up my

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1100516426186341452004-11-15T20:00:00.000+09:002004-11-15T20:00:26.186+09:00

These rhinos are having sex right next to their young daughter rhino. If I saw my parents screwing I'd be on a therapist's couch for quite a long time. Seemingly unafflicted, the girl just stands there and waits for them to finish creating her brother. I quit smoking 8 days ago! More on how that came about in my next post. The Giants fucking suck!!! Tom Coughlin and his buddy Kurt Warner can

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1100229649543366302004-11-12T10:47:00.000+09:002004-11-12T12:22:07.120+09:00

I was brought up a Roman Catholic in an Irish family in New York. That explains my neurotic behavior, off again/on again binge drinking, and spectacular ranting at times doesn't it? I was forced to go to church every Sunday and I sat there loathing every minute of it until about the time I reached the age of 10. I then realized that no matter how much I bitched, moaned, and complained I would

That Guynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1100021303190542802004-11-10T02:23:00.000+09:002004-11-12T13:16:15.173+09:00

If you run a Google Search for "prostitute in queensboro plaza" I am the number one site in the world for such an item. I found this out through my handy dandy webcounter. Which, by the way, has subtracted a few thousand hits from my site. Don't know how that happened. Shoganai I guess. Rock on!

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1100020727292648242004-11-10T02:12:00.000+09:002004-11-10T02:18:47.293+09:00

I play this game as often as possible, but still not enough. It is such a fun game. I play it on the 2nd highest difficulty level in my dynasty and I am still in first place with a 35-9 record. The Orioles are in 2nd place with a 32-12 rcord.Let me set the scene for you...I am playing against them Camden yards and absolutely pulverizing them 18-0 in the top of the 5th inning, I have the bases

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This year the Giants showed so much hope, so much promise. They showed they actually have a chance of making the playoffs. A sign of things to come in the near future. Then they lose Michael Strahan and Keith Washington for the season.... Shit! Those guys are the heart of the defense. They put all the pressure on the QB that allows the other guys to capitalize on his mistakes. The only guy in

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Friday Night continued... Right before I left Muse some random girl came up to me and our conversation went like this. Me: Hey how's it goin'? Her: Not bad, you? Me: I am hammered, what's your name? Her: Mieko, what's your's? Me: John (hehe) and we continue to make small talk about our relationships until I just come out and say it: Me: You, in spite of having a boyfriend, still just want to

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I don't know what happened to the original part 1 but basically all it said, in a nutshell, was that I started my night at Tokyo Loose with some friends sucking down beer and playing darts and ended up at Heartland, in Roppongi Hills with one of my friends. Where we sucked down several of the delicious 500 yen beers. Then we ended up going to Muse, in Nishi Azabu, with 8 or 9 Prada, Gucci,

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1099390452662152672004-11-02T19:12:00.000+09:002004-11-02T19:18:16.886+09:00

I am 23 years old today. I feel like a hundred dollars! haha. I was out till 10am celebrating last night and when my boy Paul gets here tomorrow night I am sure it will be messy. Will clue you in on all the bday goodness when all is said and done. Plus, my insane halloween weekend. Stay tuned... Quote of the weekend: "That girl may have the golden pussy, but I have the diamond dick. Diamonds are

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1098938694191950382004-10-28T13:44:00.000+09:002004-10-28T14:09:44.396+09:00

...How the Yanks could let this happen!!! Unbelievable. I am baffled. I read an article by Sporting News columnist Ken Rosenthal today that puts this into a more sane perspective. Sox Suffer No More: What's Next for Red Sox Fans? Sox fans have held onto and embraced the curse for so long that they no have nothing without it. They can't chant all the anti-Yankee chants anymore, no more "Jeter

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1098597396359417692004-10-24T14:07:00.000+09:002004-10-24T14:56:36.360+09:00

Yesterday was the most terrifying day of my life. More so than 9/11 even. A little before 6pm I was teaching English to a group of 6 students when I had the most humbling experience of my 23 years. It first started out like any other earthquake here. Faint shaking and a slight rumbling noise from below. Everything moved from side to side. To understand what an earthquake feels like you have to

That Guynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1098402597922775272004-10-22T08:49:00.000+09:002004-10-22T08:53:25.040+09:00

Thats all I got to say about that.  Shit.

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1098230862636251722004-10-20T09:07:00.000+09:002004-10-20T09:14:34.136+09:00

Somehow the Red Sox managed to get this series back to Yankee Stadium. As I type Curt Schilling is warming up. What is he thinking? GO YANKEES!!! Cover of "Daily Sports" a few days ago after Matsui hit 2 HR's against the Red Sox  Over the past few days some interesting things have been happening. One, there was a porno being filmed in the back of a car in a parking lot near my bldg. I could

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1097845561840913732004-10-15T19:35:00.000+09:002004-10-15T22:06:01.840+09:00

Has caused a lot of problems with both family and friends, and even my girlfriend who flat out ates George Bush. I have many reasons to vote for Bush. Many valid, justified, and educated reasons to do so. No matter how much people try to change my mind and get upset with me in the end it is my choice and I am not going to be the one who is upset because I cast my vote. You cannot get upset at me

That Guynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1097735901912036792004-10-14T15:32:00.000+09:002004-10-14T15:38:21.913+09:00

I wrote this instant classic to the tune of Sweet Home Alabama after reading post of the same name at my boy Paul's Blog, Adventurestan. Here are the lyrics to it below. I suggest you read the post linked to above. You'll find it much funnier afterward. Ride the donkey to south Parwan, goin to see man bin Laden. Singing songs about oppresion, I love being Taliban. I'm just a young suicide

That Guynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1097720947250649632004-10-14T10:34:00.000+09:002004-10-14T11:38:10.953+09:00

After much thought and also much dissappointment I have decided I will no longer eat Japanese pizza. It is inedible. They put things on pizza that just don't belong. I want to meet the people who set the menus for these shitty piza places at these places corporate headquarters and punch them in their squinty little faces because this is inexcusable. Pizza should be illegal in Japan because the

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1097684249337823652004-10-14T01:49:00.000+09:002004-10-14T01:17:29.336+09:00

During game one of the ALCS I was chatting with two of my friends. One a Japanese girl who used to live in Boston but likes Matsui, the other a guy from Boston who is an ALT here. The girl is named Ai, the guy named Vin...I am just going to post our conversations... Ai : are you watching the game? or listening to the radio or something? Me: matsui just scored...2-0!! Me: haha Me: I am chatting

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1097625871282856592004-10-13T08:56:00.000+09:002004-10-13T09:04:31.283+09:00

I never got to see that show 24 while it was on in America. I borrowed the first season dvd's from a friend and all I can say is HOLY SHIT! What a great show. The best show I have ever seen. The ending almost made me cry. As I sit here typing this I am listening to the Red Sox and Yanks being introduced and how appropriate that while the Sox were announced they played the "Evil Empire" song from

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1097595047505477282004-10-13T01:30:00.000+09:002004-10-13T00:47:25.440+09:00

O&A online!!! Go here to listen to them via the XM Satellite Radio Webcast!!! Best shirt ever!! The above shirt was banned from being sold cuz a bunch of jackoff Red Sox fans were offended by it. Nevermind "Suck my Knoblauch!!" or the classic "Yankees Swallow!!" Red Sox fans suck as much as the team itself...bunch of whining "idiots" -see under Johnny Damon on Fox MLB pregame before game 4

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1097545046681255322004-10-12T10:37:00.000+09:002004-10-12T10:46:49.526+09:00

Over the weekend Typhoon Ma-on cruised through Tokyo. It killed 6 people and was the largest storm to hit the Tokyo area since records were started to be kept. It was a massive storm that paralyzed all forms of travel from cars to planes, and even trains; everything was halted. Somehow my family did not find it necessary to send me so much as an email after the storm to see if everything was ok.

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1097415216522449892004-10-10T22:25:00.000+09:002004-10-10T22:33:36.523+09:00

Juan Rincon is the Yanks MVP... Ruben Sierra is clutch... Red Sox swallow.... Cowboy up!!!! I'll wager the house the Yanks'll be in the series, which everyone outside of Boston knows is a mere formality...already practicing my Jorge Posada "we're not worthy" bow and ready my ears John Sterling's echoing "Bernie Goes Boom!!" In a funny side note I was playing MVP Baseball 2004 the other day...

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1097223249291076472004-10-08T16:52:00.000+09:002004-10-08T17:14:09.290+09:00

I have known Miho for almost 2 years. What can I say about her, other than she is the greatest person I have ever met. Of course she has her many faults, don't we all? Among them...very literal, burps alot (still can't figure that one out), stays out late and comes home at 9 or 10am without thinking twice about it, sleeps over other people's places without telling me till after the fact...the

That Guynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1097084631122236692004-10-07T02:43:00.000+09:002004-10-07T02:51:49.336+09:00

"That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops, I guess you could say." -- Virginia's Marquis Weeks after returning a 100-yard kickoff against UNC "It's one of those things when you are in a role you have to do what they ask you to do. If they want me to come in and stick it in, I have to come in and stick it in." -- Jerome Bettis on his changing role with the Steelers "We have a

That Guynoreply@blogger.com226tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1097081334289674412004-10-07T01:22:00.000+09:002004-10-07T01:48:54.290+09:00

Living as long as I have in Tokyo, 1 1/2 years, I am able to make an accurate assesment of the many differences between NY and Tokyo. So here, ala Letterman, I have made a Top Ten List. 10. The subways in Tokyo turn off at 12:30am...in NY they are 24/7. 9. Cabbies leave their taxis running while they walk inside convenience stores. In NY that's a free ride across town. 8. Beer vending

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1096814989226282102004-10-03T23:15:00.000+09:002004-10-03T23:49:49.226+09:00

Ichiro Suzuki is now a national hero, again. He broke George Sisler's record and is now the greatest hitter of all time, as far as a single season goes. Never mind it took him a few extra games and 80 some extra at bats to do it. The proof is in the batting averages of the two players who have held that record. George Sisler batted over .400 when he set the record...Ichiro is batting .370-

That Guynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1096362749941729232004-09-28T17:53:00.000+09:002004-09-28T18:12:29.940+09:00

The club I manage has one of the most useless staff's I have seen in any working environment. These people are lazy and drink more than they work. Somehow, they are finding ways to complain about me to the owners and make it seem like I do no work whatsoever. I find this incomprehensible. Minami, this bitch is so fat she is physically unable to stand behind the bar and bartend. I get to work a

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1096277514459539842004-09-27T18:30:00.000+09:002004-09-27T18:31:54.460+09:00

I am really sick, I have been for the last week. I will post again when I feel well enough to do so. Wish me well.

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1096013759971503412004-09-24T16:30:00.000+09:002004-09-24T17:23:18.283+09:00

The Yanks are in the playoffs! Yay! If not there would probably be a mushroom cloud over Yankee Stadium after Steinbrenner was done with it and his team. This is ten playoff appearances in a row...second only to the Braves. Votergasm.com is one of the best ideas ever. For people who don't plan to vote, this website offers up something worth voting for. Free sex! That's right, if you "take the

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1095926333371107902004-09-23T16:50:00.000+09:002004-09-23T16:58:53.370+09:00

The Japanese Baseball League was dormant over the past weekend after the players voted to strike in protest to a planned merger of four teams into two. That would significantly reduce the number of professional players, forcing some with now seemingly secure jobs in a sport they have dedicated their entire lives to all of a sudden find themselves a career. The planned merger between the Orix

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1095831240401874302004-09-22T14:34:00.000+09:002004-09-22T14:35:04.373+09:00

Giambi finally hit a homerun and Estaban Loaiza finally won, Why is Loaiza still starting? It will take a miracle for him to make the rotation in the playoffs. It will also take an act of god to get Giambi in the starting lineup for the playoffs. Good luck to both of them. It's good to see Giambi well.

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1095831036683177062004-09-22T13:49:00.001+09:002004-09-22T14:30:36.683+09:00

Well, it's about time! George Bush dealt a blow to Isreal yesterday in demanding that the Isrealis end the "daily humiliation' of the Palestinian people." Good for Bush. Took America long enough to do this. Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi has been in NY the past few days hamming it up with the Yankess, the UN, and others. He threw the first pitch out at Sunday's Yankee game....an 11-1

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1095831023041349432004-09-22T13:49:00.000+09:002004-09-22T14:30:23.040+09:00

Well, it's about time! George Bush dealt a blow to Isreal yesterday in demanding that the Isrealis end the "daily humiliation' of the Palestinian people." Good for Bush. Took America long enough to do this. Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi has been in NY the past few days hamming it up with the Yankess, the UN, and others. He threw the first pitch out at Sunday's Yankee game....an 11-1

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1095764631166496922004-09-21T19:15:00.000+09:002004-09-21T20:03:51.166+09:00

I have not written in a while because today is my first day off in 9 days. I have not had time. A few things have come up that have peaked my interest. The first thing to peak my interest is the 2004 Tokyo Game Show at Makuhari Messe out in Chiba. It is right next to the Makuhari Costco, where Miho and I went on a monumentous food shopping spree. I cannot wait to go to this show. All of the

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1095245543822168252004-09-15T19:52:00.000+09:002004-09-15T19:52:23.823+09:00

I read an interesting article from the Ventura County Star website today. It compared the differences between the effect of an earthquake or a hurricane. Based on the fact that Californians have to deal with earthquakes and Floridians have to deal with Hurricanes and the fact that both think that the other is nuts for living where they do given the risk they face o losing all of their belongings

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1095147189996941062004-09-14T16:33:00.000+09:002004-09-14T16:33:09.996+09:00

Ken Jennings stumbled over H&R Block in Final Jeopardy. Is it true this guy has finally lost? He won 75 consecutive shows and 2.5 million dollars. Wow...reminds me of the NYC Cop they had on forever and a day ago that won 5 straight shows and would have won many more had they cahnged the format of the show sooner, thus allowing him to continue on past 5 shows and go until he lost. Do they still

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1095139944272978202004-09-14T14:32:00.000+09:002004-09-14T14:32:24.273+09:00

Yahoo! Search Results for schoolgirl groping in japan As always the classic Vanessa Williams & herpes related searches keep piling up. Why does anyone give a damn about her having herpes??? She's not even relevant anymore. She's hott as hell, but no one gives a damn about her. So much so that she did an infomercial for zit cream that airs in Japan atleast 100 times a day on various channels on

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1095137733397171032004-09-14T13:55:00.000+09:002004-09-14T13:55:33.396+09:00

The assault weapons ban expired yesterday. What a travesty. I had a petition up here to try to help along it's renewal. Since only a few of you heethens signed it I guess no one really cares that their children can now go to school and some trench coat mafia wannabe's can blow them to kingdom come with an oozie because they can just buy it in a store as easily as a handgun now. FUCK. I hope

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1095057755576440432004-09-13T15:42:00.000+09:002004-09-13T15:42:35.576+09:00

The Lemba People are a tribe of Jews in Africa. They are black, and they are Jewish. The Jews I know back in NY are afraid of all blacks. They think rap music is the anthem of drug gangs and disenfranchised youth. They lovingly call it "nigger music." This is going to put a real ruffle in their panties once they learn of these Lemba people. They are a lost tribe of Jews that was cast out of

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1094721594695427792004-09-09T17:51:00.000+09:002004-09-09T18:19:54.696+09:00

I found the craziest website. It's called "Army of Brides." It is a real mail-order brides website. They are all Russian and Ukranian. I thought that Russian mail order brides were fake and just to make jokes about. Apparently they are real, and they are motivated. I signed up on the website just to see if I would get any wannabe Miho's. I got 5 mails in one week. I dare not tell my darling Miho

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1094429188761550842004-09-06T08:59:00.000+09:002004-09-06T09:06:28.763+09:00

I was at work last night watching a World Cup Qualifier on J-Sports 1 on SkyPerfect and at halftime the funniest commercial I have ever seen came on tv. They showed a girl at the Athens Olympics doing a gymnastics routine on top of that wide and long bar like thing and she did a bunch of backflips off of it etc and she got all 9's for her score. She was pumped. She did well. A few roses were

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1094427673473148642004-09-06T08:07:00.000+09:002004-09-06T08:41:13.473+09:00

There were 2 rather large quakes down southwest of Tokyo in the Tokai area of Japan. One a 6.9 and one a 7.4. They were centered off the coast of Mie Prefecture about 375 km from Tokyo. News reports said both were felt in Tokyo, neither myself nor my friends felt the second one...some of us, myself included, felt the first one though. Up here it was just a long quake, almost a minute. It was not

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1094028240249496752004-09-01T17:36:00.000+09:002004-09-01T17:44:30.470+09:00

Holy shit! I can't get over this. First two planes go down after they are bombed within minutes of each other. Then some girl blows herself in front of a Moscow subway station. Now this!! Armed Attackers Seize 400 in Southern Russia" That article is the latest one from Reuters. Feel free to give me your thoughts and comments about this one. I get too many emails and not enough comments on

That Guynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1094024038931170932004-09-01T16:33:00.000+09:002004-09-01T16:33:58.930+09:00

Adventurestan: Zendagi Migzara This is my friend Paul's blog about working in Kabul for a defense contractor. Just read this for a chilling description of the car bomb that went off over the weekend. I spoke to him on IM a few hours after it, thank god he's alright. Just read this...

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1093914346266493162004-09-01T16:25:00.000+09:002004-09-01T16:25:09.876+09:00

Typhoon Chaba battered southern Japan the other day and the night before with deadly winds and insane amounts of rain. It killed 5 or 6 people and sent Vinh swimming to work hahaha. I don't feel like posting a link to news about it cuz y'all have prolly read about it already. What I will post a link to, however, is a sex starved nympho chimpanzee in a Bijing zoo who chain smokes ciggarettes

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1093834111479868152004-08-30T11:48:00.000+09:002004-08-30T11:48:31.480+09:00

Kevin Lyttle is "da shit" right now. That song "Turn Me On" came out a long time ago and it is still bumping in clubs like a new song. Every club in Tokyo plays this song. Every time it comes on everyone at the club sings to it. Everyone cheers at the DJ as if we're at a concert of his. It's amazing how good this guy is. First time I heard the song I was was walking around Shibuya on center-gai

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1093750390177901272004-08-29T12:33:00.000+09:002004-08-29T12:33:10.176+09:00

The GarageMahal had me in fucking stitches. I don't much like fat people either so this paragraph had me rolling. I even woke Miho up I laughed so hard. "The other option (what I use to do during the day) is going to work every day and explaining to fat fucks why they still weigh and look like an 18-wheeler....after they just got finished stuffing their face with a supersized Big-MAC...and the

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1093749286875235972004-08-29T12:14:00.000+09:002004-08-29T12:14:46.876+09:00

This is funny shit. I found it randomly by hitting the "NEXT BLOG" button on the top thingy. There is a much funnier illustrated version of the song on his website which is linked below. America, the Bushieful By Arator http://americathebushieful.blogspot.com/ first verse: O Bushieful for specious lies, For endless waves of spin Obscuring dark conspiracies To do our country in! America!

That Guynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1093745060599535692004-08-29T11:04:00.000+09:002004-08-29T11:04:20.600+09:00

Conventions Connect Baseball to Politics, apparently Democrats vs Republicans is the same as Red Sox vs Yankees. With the Yankees representing the richer, more successful Republicans and the Sox representing the scrappy workingman Democrats. John Kerry looks pretty wealthy to me, shit his wife is the heir to the Heinz Ketchup fortune....does that make her a Republican? "As Jay Leno put it before

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1093680860407671052004-08-28T16:24:00.000+09:002004-08-28T17:14:20.406+09:00

Tokyo Loose's 2nd anniversary weekend is going well. The free tequila shot night last night had me speaking spanish by 2am. Miho was there, the girl would run through a brick wall for free alcohol. She had a blast cuz all the guys were hitting on her and telling her how beautiful she was while buying her drinks. I also went through 2 bowls of Soba, of the クロけト variety nonetheless. The USA

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1093593313895132882004-08-27T16:55:00.000+09:002004-08-27T16:55:13.896+09:00

Anti-Bush protests galore! My two favorite ones are the "Anti-Bush Wet T-Shirt Contest" in Central Park and the group of comedians who call themselves "Billionaires Against Bush." They will be holding a croquet game in Central Park to demonstrate against how the park has become a playground for only the rich and famous in their eyes. Also really cool was the group of naked protesters in front

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1093584729619411212004-08-27T14:28:00.000+09:002004-08-27T14:32:09.620+09:00

The day before I posted a story by a reporter from Kuala Lumpur who visited Japan and thought it was the perfect society. I put up a somewhat organized arguement to the contrary. I received a lot of flack in my email about it from a few Japanese people and a few others who asked me why the hell I live in Japan if there are so many negatives. Simply put y'all, there are negatives to living

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1093483937564826922004-08-26T09:18:00.000+09:002004-08-26T10:32:17.563+09:00

Japan, as far as I can see, is as close to perfect as a nation can be in many ways. The trains and subways almost always run on time, people are polite and curteous, customer service here is top notch, the country itself is beautiful, cities are clean and have very low crime rates, etc, etc. I could list the positives about Japan all day long; to name a few more: the females here are beautiful

That Guynoreply@blogger.com222tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1093463496154283492004-08-26T04:51:00.000+09:002004-08-26T10:35:55.020+09:00

Japan's hot springs have been hit by a scandal from which quite a few of them will not recover. A bitter ex-employee told the national media that his former employer was adding artificial coloring to the water so it maintained it's famous milky color. That's when the planes hit the towers. Several of the town's onsens, even one owned by the mayor, closed immediately and will never open again.

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1093344980711260782004-08-24T19:56:00.000+09:002004-08-24T19:56:20.710+09:00

North Korea nuclear talks stall over insults. This article is a joke right? I could swear The Onion wrote about something like this not too long ago. Kim Jong Il called Bush "a tyrant that puts Hitler into the shade." Isn't that a bit of the pot calling the kettle black here? Bush's people might not be happy with him and his decisions but we are not an impoverished third world nation like N.

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1093170594631110622004-08-22T19:29:00.000+09:002004-08-22T19:29:54.630+09:00

I wrote a nice, long, witty post today and right as I hit the publish button my pc crashed. Has anyone else had XP crash on them? I never heard of it before unless I was rendering graphics on Auto CAD or something like that just screwing around. I am upset. So today I will just share a new cool site I found today looking to see if XP actually does crash all that often. TweakXP.com is one of my

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1092960484230232242004-08-20T09:08:00.000+09:002004-08-20T09:16:51.036+09:00

Rats are thriving in the cities of Japan. In places like Tokyo, Yokohama, and Osaka the rat problem is becoming a serious one. Tokyo is a very clean city, but I have seen some rats big enough to be mistaken for small dogs and cats in areas of Shibuya and Shinjuku. I saw one once in Shibuya that I ran from because it was as big as a dog. I was afraid it would bite me if I pissed it off. Let's hope

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1092906149412333882004-08-19T18:02:00.000+09:002004-08-19T18:38:34.066+09:00

To date the United States has a total of 29 medals; 10 Gold, 10 SIlver, 9 Bronze. Only China has more Gold Medals with 11. I usually root for Japan being that I live here but there was one little girl who really got under my skin watching her play. Her name is Ai Fukuhara, or Ai-chan as she is affectionately known to the Japanese. This dopey little 15 year old girl pumped her fist with every

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1092905824742850142004-08-19T17:57:00.000+09:002004-08-19T17:57:04.743+09:00

A judge in Winnipeg, Canada told two teenagers that they can look forward to being repeatedlyraped in prison if they did not straighten themselves out. This after pleading guilty to three armed robberies in the Winnipeg area. The Tokyo Gaijin can relate to this story very well. While I was attending Stony Brook University I was pulled over for speeding while I was late to a class. WHen the cop

That Guynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5612638.post-1092734767455765382004-08-17T18:26:00.000+09:002004-08-17T18:26:07.456+09:00

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Yesterday morning on my way to work I decided to stop at this Tonkotsu Ramen place I always wanted to try. I walk in, and being the only foreigner to possibly ever set foot in the place everyone looks up at me in shock, mind you the were mostly older salarymen. So I sit down and oreder a beer and a ramen and I look up to see what everyone is watching on tv. It was the US vs Japan softball game at

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