Top Ten Differences Between NYC and Tokyo
Living as long as I have in Tokyo, 1 1/2 years, I am able to make an accurate assesment of the many differences between NY and Tokyo. So here, ala Letterman, I have made a Top Ten List.
10. The subways in Tokyo turn off at 12:30am...in NY they are 24/7.
9. Cabbies leave their taxis running while they walk inside convenience stores. In NY that's a free ride across town.
8. Beer vending machines; in Tokyo they are the norm, if they had those in NY someone with a baseball bat would start a block party.
7. Instead of terrorists Tokyo has earthquakes. (There was a 5.7 magnitude earthquake 2 hours ago.)
6. Sex...in Tokyo the age of consent is 13. It is also legal to pay for "sucky sucky" and to get a hooker up the ass...in NY that all gets you a nice vacation on Riker's Island.
5. All the Nigerians here are rich, In NY they are "porchmonkeys" up in Harlem.
4. They still have a baseball team called the Giants.
3. Roberto Petagine, perennial strike out artist on the Mets, now hits 40 homeruns a year for the Yomiuri Giants; while Hideki Matsui, formerly of the Giants, now hits long balls for the Yanks.
2. No ghettos in Tokyo.
1. Vibrating Condoms!!
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