I got this from BBM's blog...this is really funny...there's a link to his blog on the left. He's funny shit.

Really Funny Indian Joke:

Two families move from India to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more "American" will win.

A year later when they meet again. The first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"

The second guy says, "Fuck you, towel-head!"