Funny Sports Quotes...

"That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops, I guess you could say." -- Virginia's Marquis Weeks after returning a 100-yard kickoff against UNC

"It's one of those things when you are in a role you have to do what they ask you to do. If they want me to come in and stick it in, I have to come in and stick it in."
-- Jerome Bettis on his changing role with the Steelers

"We have a lot of stars, just no one you've ever heard of."
-- 49ers GM Terry Donahue

"I may have smoked too much weed, but I wasn't taking drugs or anything."
-- Mike Tyson on his loss to Lennox Lewis

"I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off."
-- Mike Tyson

"The knee feels fine, I've been training Confuciously."
--Mike Tyson telling ESPN's Pedro Gomez about his latest comeback

"If you think I'm a loser, that I'm a bust, that's fine, but you don't know me. I don't have a problem with people thinking I was a bad football player. I wasn't a particularly good pro football player. But I was a great college player, and that's something."
-- Ryan Leaf

I stole all of these from ESPN.com. But they are good for a laugh anyway...