5.07.2004

Taken from the "Funny Jokes Forum." Really old but still funny...

A man was brought before a judge to answer to the charge of public indecency. The judge asked his name.

"Jim Jones, sir." he said. "Okay, Jim. What exactly were you doing?" the judge wanted to know. "Blowing bubbles in the park." Jim told him. The judge was confused by this, and threw the case out.

The next defendant was hauled in, and charged with public indecency, same as before. When the judge asked his name, and what he was doing, the man replied, "Jim Jones, sir. I was blowing bubbles in the park." Now the judge was annoyed, threw the case out, and intended to file a complaint with the police department.

A third man came in, charged with public indecency. The judge had just about had it with these penny-ante tickets, and said, "Let me guess, your name is Jim, and you were blowing bubbles in the park?"

"No," the man giggled, "my name's Bubbles."

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