Where else but in Japan could a girl with a head of hair extensions, a fake orangey tan, and wayy too much makeup waltz randomely into an office and give everyone 3 free cups of coffee??? What a great country...

Also given to me for free...In Roppongi on multiple occasions the Mild Seven (ciggarette brand) Girls have given me atleast one if not two or three free packs of ciggarettes on a promotional basis. I would promptly walk into Gaspanic and sell them for 250 yen a pack to the drunks...the ciggs in japan used to be 250 but the tax went up and they are now anywhere from 270 - 300....In Otemachi I was once given a free can of beer by a Kirin Girl...Otemachi is the Wall St. of Tokyo...it's the main concentration of financial firms...so at noon this girl is standing out on a blazing hot day in the middle of Otemachi handing out free, ice cold cans of a new variety of Kirin Beer...That was a glorious day...I kept going back to her..I got three free cans...this country is great...the legal system is shite but the easy accesibility to alcohol and tobacco is what gives the Japanese population those amazing chompers....

I spoke to Miho today, she called me...It was nice talking to her. Good to hear her voice. Her house arrest ends the day I after I leave for NY...typical...well goodjob Miho-chan hahaha....

I still have nobody giving me a can of Turkey and Gravy Soda...I want it...a bottle of sake will be appreciatively sent to you upon receipt of my turkey and gravy soda... I will re-paste the link because I somehow managed to do it wrong....

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&ncid=583&e=12&u=/nm/20031122/od_nm/life_turkey_soda_dc

Now I will add a new link to my links list... www.mjnews.us . the creep has his own website, he's comin out with his guns a blazin!! His best line so far, "Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons. The truth will win this marathon in court" (www.mjnews.us). Thats good stuff. I will have to use that next time the Jap Police want to arrest me. It might work hahaha. The link to this is towards the top on the right...Enjoy Jacko's insight..it's as good as his last album (ouch!!!!).

Also, did anyone else realize the the American public needs to remove Bush from office like the Georgians did to their president when he rigged an election?? They both came into power on fixed election results...they should both exit...Bush should follow the wise man's lead...but anyway, our used to be alcoholic now born-again-christian with alcoholic daughters (makin daddy proud!) has pardoned the Presidential Turkey, known affectionately as "Stripes." It might just be my sick sense of humor but...I wanna get two turkeys and name them Uday and Qusay and put them on the White House grounds...let's see how many cruise missiles, tanks, helicopters, and mortars they use to kill those two turkeys...thats reality tv!!!

Finally today....the FCC has allowed the usage of the word "Fuck" on tv now...please refer instantly to George Carlin for it's proper uses...as you cannot use the word to refer to an action...George Carlin must be on the Board of Directors for the FCC...Imagine how funny "Friends" instantly gets when Joey turns into a real New Yorker (not the watered down version he represents) and starts using the F-word as often as everyone knows the fine people of NYC do...
example: Joey is sitting in Central Perk and Gunther spills coffee on him by accident..Joey then responds with a thick raspy NY accent saying "Gunther you f*cking jackass whatsamattawityou???" I won't even mention the impact this will have on NYPD Blue...James Gandolfini of Sopranos fame had no comment on this startling development that in effect has taken away half of his unique acting skill, now anyone can get on TV and scream the F-word like a madman..