Good evening fellow Tokyoites, and everyone else...

The hits on my site have been steadily increasing the less I update this thing so I think I might update it again in about a month or two haha...it's wierd. The more I write the less you all come...the less I write the more y'all visit my wacky biography.

So, I was in Yokohama on friday night with Akiko. We went to club Pure, where my friend is a bouncer. A good time was had by all...the all-you-can-drink friday night for only 3,000 yen wasn't a detriment to our fun, to say the least. At then end of that long, crazy night I got on the Toyoko-sen at 5am from Yokohama to Shibuya...I was on the limited express, so it's only 25 or so minutes to Shibuya...

I fell asleep on the damn train and at 7am woke up as it pulled into Yokohama station...god only knows how many trips to and from Tokyo that thing made before I woke up...that's almost as bad as the time I fell asleep in Queensboro Plaza subway station at 4am and woke up at 7am unharmed...Queensboro Plaza people!!!! That's one of the scariest areas of the city...right next door is Queensbridge...referred to rappers as "the QB, but that don't stand for no quarterback hoe." Anyone who can tell me who's line that is wins a bottle of sake...

I spent the day with Miho in Inokashira Park, again...It's nice but I want to do different things...It's close to her house so I am stuck going there...what can ya do eh? I could exterminate myself on the shinkansen tracks like that numbnuts a few weeks ago did...see my Feb. 12th post for more info on that degenerate.

On a side note, my family is getting on my nerves. My cousin Matt told me the whole time I was home how much he wanted to come out to Tokyo this summer while he is off from college...I offered to arrange everything for him...I send him 98530986720 emails and he never writes me back...moron.

My cousin Neill wants to come over too. Not to visit, but to live here. I don't know if he will or not. No one visits me except for my cousin Rob...but Neill wants to live here...don't know how thrilled I am about that. I kind of had a falling out with him for a few years over some stupid shit. That was mostly my fault, but the jerk could have atleast not lied to me the whole time ya know. He's a good guy but I can think of other relatives I would rather have move over here before him. I love living in Japan for the sole reason that I am away from my family for a while. Not that I hate them or anything, but I have had the opportunity to make a pretty good life out here without my family involved in it...I like that. I like it alot. I will be more than happy to arrange as much as I can for him and help him out in every possible way I can...including keeping him away from the NOVA program his unwise and foolish friends signed up for just to get their tickets here...little do they realize that NOVA will own their asses the entire time I am here...not sure whether or not I want Neill over here...but I sure as hell don't want him to work for that concentration camp disguised as an eikaiwa that NOVA is...if he is going to live here he might as well do it the right way and maybe he will learn to appreciate Japan the way I do, if not: しょうがない。 ニルさんがきらいです、すごいばかでしょ。