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Back in and around good ol' Orange County NY some crazy things are happening that are getting it international news coverage.

One is a vicious food fight at a high school that was a close rival of my high school back when I was in school. 300 people were involved in this food fight that had to be broken up by a few police agencies. I guess my old vice principal Dr. Viggiano (who was so fat we called her "the fridge") was right in suspending my friend Kris and I from school for tossing napkins at eachother in the cafeteria. She said it coulda caused a knife fight.

I saw on CNN-J that a pastor in New Paltz, NY was marrying gay couples and might be arrested. I looked for it in the archives of the local paper but found nothing. Will dig deeper when I have the time.

New Paltz is very close to WOodstock, NY and is filled with hippies. Very cool, but wierd town. Also home to SUNY New Paltz, a college worth little more to your education than to find out how many beers you can pound in an hour. I partied there while I was in high school. That's how strict they are about ID's at these bars and clubs there. I also nailed a few of the girls in some sorority there that just loved me to pieces cuz of how young I looked back then. The girls would say they loved how it felt like they were molesting a little kid while they were in bed with me. Trust me folks when I tell you that they were the ones who felt violated by the time I was done with them hahahaha.

My Broke Weekend

When I am broke I have more fun than when I have money. I think I shall just stay broke the rest of my life hehe.

So Friday night Miho, Clint, and I are home watching the great lineup on FOX World when we come up with an ingenious idea. Clint found a few super balls and then we got the idea to stack 3 of he giant 2 liter oolong tea bottles (rectangle shaped Suntory-brand ones) like a pyramid and put them at the end of the hall. Then we made a line about 25 feet from the balls and started pitching them at the pyramid and keeping score in a bowling like format as follows. Knock all 3 down on the first try and you get 4 points (strike) knock down any less and you get that point total. Hit zero and you get zero. If you hit zero the first time and knock all three down the second time it's a spare abd you get 3 points. We played this game in a 10-frame format of three games. Miho won, I came in second, and Clint in third. It was ghetto fun.

Then Miho and I went to Yoyogi Koen yesterday to play frisbee. Only it was more of a "save the passersby" type of game with Miho nailing random people left and right cuz she can't throw a frisbee worth a shit haha. I was diving, jumping, sprawling, running all over the place making Jim Edmonds-like catches whilst I almost always whipped it right to her without her moving more than a few inches to get it. I was beat by the ime we got home...that poor old man she almost knocked off the bike was not happy despite him resonding with an "iiyou" which means "it's ok" after I apologized to him for Miho.