I have adopted my new Jackass of the Month feature to allow more genetically challenged people into the fray...I am now calling it Future Darwin Award Recipients....now if you do not know what the Darwin Awards are then click

Here

The Darwin Awards quite amusing and I am sure that the people I include in this new segment of mine will soon be awarded with this prestigious honor...

Today's Future Darwin Award Recipient "heils" from Berlin, Germany.... this fool taught his dog "Adolph" to do the Hitler Salute...I am not a Neo-Nazi but I did find this pretty funny...look at the picture, it speaks for itself, funny but disturbing

Nazi Dog

What did you expect from a country where they make "shitzen" films???

After today's meeting they have invited me back for a two week trial before they decide whether or not to sponsor, or try to sponsor, a work visa for me...cool

Cubs lost...so did the Yankees...

My father really wanted to see a cubs-red sox world series...he thought it woulda been cool...too bad it didnt happen...but the Marlins are a good team and will put up a good fight to either the Yanks or Sox next week...It was that damned Goat I tell ya...

The curse of the Bambino cannot be swept away by even the fiercest of winds...in fact, he was just getting up the hopes of all you porr, disparite red sox fans to think that you actually ave a chance of beating the yankees in the playoffs...pedro will get lit up like uday and qusay tomorrow, not only do the Yanks have the curse on their side...but they have the Rocket pitching...how sweet would that be for sox fans if they beat the bambino and clemens in the same game??? I will be struck by lightning before that happens though...I still say Nomar Swallows.

Today I goto my new company for the first time...

Options Group

We'll see how it goes. Jason Varitek just hit a monster home run into the upper deck in left field to tie the game at one...anyone see the cover of the

New York Daily News

today? Classic...

Go Yankees! Nomar Swallows!!